"...he doesn't use AIM and he doesn't have a cell phone - he must be Mr. Mountain Man!"

~ girl talking to friend at the Los Gatos Starbucks. The LGS explains everything

Passenger: You should slow down and turn right. [Pause]. I meant left.
Driver: I'm sorry, but I doubt I should take advice from a twenty-year-old sitting in a carseat.

~ jeep grand cherokee car riders in San Jose