Kid (in a very excited tone): "It's a bird that has a butterfly body....!!"
Mother (in a kind and interested tone): "It's a flying creature that has a bird's head and a butterfly's body?"
Kid (kinda mumbly tone): "Yes, and it was like a caterpiller."
Mother: "A bird's head with a catterpiller's body?"
Kid: " A butterfly's head!"
Mother: "Ah, I see.. A butterflyhead on a catterpillar's body."
Kid (very very excited): "Yes, Yes!! I saw it flyyyying!"
Other Kid: "Maybe it was a catterpillar turning into a butterfly halfway?"
Kid: "Yes! I saw it flyyyyyying!"
Kid: (with a very short attention span while turning around to other very important matters): "We gotta pop the bubbles before the rain does! Hurry!!.."

girl 1: " These sweat shirt pockets are really useful"
girl 2: " Yea they're ambidextrous pockets"
girl 1: " How can pockets be ambidextrous? They don't do stuff??"
girl 2: " They are equally useful on either side.. for either hand.."
-Girls wearing sweatshirts at the mall
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(for those that are lost. it's a sweatshirt with a single pocket onthe front side with openings on both sides for either hand..)

"I think these blue Jack-in-the-box straws taste better.. yeh, they're kinda stiffer, more chewy if you have to ask.."
"yeea.. these red 7.11 straws are kinda cheap"
"Hey look! they match your outfit!"
"They match all of our outfits, you dork!"
~ Some sporty looking girls in uniform at jack-in-the-box

...First girl,"This is kinda morbid, but
[collects thoughts]I was thinking about how I am happy I am when I lie in a tanning bed. So I want to die happy. And that I would want to lie in a tanning bed until I died. But then I thought that would hurt. [in growing excitement]So I maybe I could take morphine! That's how I would want to die. [pause] But the tanning bed would turn off in 30 minuits,
and I would have to turn it back on. [pause] But I'd be on morpine. Hmmm?"
... Second girl"So what did you guys think about the Super Bowl? huh?"
...Third girl"She just wants to us to stop talking about death."
..."Yes, that is why I changed the subject. Let's talk about something else besides death."
...Anther girl,"Let's talk about life."
[everyone snicker]
..First girl, "What? The organization?"
..Second girl, "What organization?"
... First girl,"LIFE. You never heard of it?[recieves puzzled looks from everyone]
[looking down] I really don't want to talk about life."

--group of girls at the dining hall
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This is somewhat long, but this is my first time and I found this really funny. I hope it's allright.