Upper East side moms ...
Submitted by munchkin on Wed, 06/22/2005 - 3:53pm. Funny
Little boy: Crying
Impeccably dressed mother: "Why are you crying? What do you want to do?"
Little boy: Crying
Mother: "Here, I know what will make you feel better. We'll go get you a new outfit. Won't that be fun? Don't you want to go shopping?"
Little boy: Crying louder than ever and running away
Mother: "There, there. We're going shopping. It'll be alright."