Size does matter
Submitted by Sarahnoid on Fri, 04/29/2005 - 10:54pm. Funny
"I've never seen one that big!... I'm just in shock!"
--Houston, TX: Woman with psycho-pants in Champps, upon the site of her Mile High Ice Cream Pie dessert, which her husband then immediately hacked in half in a fit of jealousy.