"Please do not touch. Thankyou. Have a nice day."
Funny
- A warning sign on a fuse box, in a *very* posh resteraunt, in a cupboard, the door of which had be carelessly left ajar:
"SOD OFF"
"SOD OFF"
An unusual alligation...
Bizarre
"...next on four, an interesting look at how alligators are being used in a complex insurance scam."
- Channel 4 (TV) Announcer, late at night
- Channel 4 (TV) Announcer, late at night