"Please do not touch. Thankyou. Have a nice day."
Submitted by edmoo on Sat, 01/08/2005 - 8:34am. Funny
- A warning sign on a fuse box, in a *very* posh resteraunt, in a cupboard, the door of which had be carelessly left ajar:

An unusual alligation...
Submitted by edmoo on Thu, 01/06/2005 - 8:20am. Bizarre
"...next on four, an interesting look at how alligators are being used in a complex insurance scam."

- Channel 4 (TV) Announcer, late at night