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1 August 2005
Submitted by eve on Mon, 08/01/2005 - 11:26pm. Funny
"The light we see now left the sun 8 minutes ago. So if the sun goes out, we've got 8 minutes of light left. Before it gets friggin' cold."
"If the sun goes out, like, seriously blows up, I actually think gravity is the more immediate concern. I don't really know, without the sun, gravity might go screwy."
"Man, I hadn't even thought about that. I feel like I should hold onto something. I'm going to have to, like, sleep holding on now."
--A girl and a guy at the Parkway theatre
9 August 2005
Submitted by eve on Tue, 08/09/2005 - 12:56am. Beautiful
"Did I tell you about Shawn at Alyssa's party?"
"What about him?"
"He was going to play the karaoke video game, but then he was like, 'Wait, first I need a shot of liquid courtesy.'"
"Don't you mean courage?"
"I have no idea what he meant. But he sang Britney anyway."
--A guy and a girl at Tsunami Sushi