17 September 2000

Submitted by eve on Mon, 09/18/2000 - 2:52am. Funny

"But before we went out, I had no idea how raccoon-like she was."
--One twenty-something guy to another, standing in front of Blake's Bar & Restaurant on Telegraph

So do you think that means that she wears a lot of dark eye make-up, or that shiny things grab her attention?

» add new comment

Posted by Anne Onymous on Sat, 10/06/2001 - 12:41pm.

Archived comment by theo:
maybe when shes running from dogs she plays dead then when the catch up and sniff her she cuts open their stomachs with her claws/nails.

or maybe she an opposum...theyre kinda raccoony

» reply to this comment

Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 09/20/2001 - 9:33am.

Archived comment by Vernon:
Or that she industriously cleans everything before eating it?

» reply to this comment

Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 07/26/2001 - 7:11pm.

Archived comment by daen:
"Oooh! Shiny!" poing!

» reply to this comment

Posted by Anne Onymous on Sat, 12/09/2000 - 10:55pm.

Archived comment by tenniscoon:
I think raccoons are cute. Maybe it was a compliment.

» reply to this comment

Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 10/12/2000 - 7:47pm.

Archived comment by Nameless:
Maybe she just likes rifling through garbage.

» reply to this comment

Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 10/11/2000 - 9:33pm.

Archived comment by Pele:
I think it means she likes to catch tiny fish and eat them raw.

» reply to this comment

Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 10/11/2000 - 4:26pm.

Archived comment by Bryan:

Perhaps the comment in question simply refers to a trashy choice in companions.... or eye makeup...

» reply to this comment

Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 10/09/2000 - 1:25pm.

Archived comment by raynaz:
Maybe she washes her food before she eats it...? Kinda hard to do, though, with popcorn and potato chips, but how can she tell with all that dark eye make-up?

» reply to this comment