23 July 2000
Submitted by eve on Tue, 07/25/2000 - 5:57pm. Other
"Oh, I'm not concerned about leaving her alone. In case of an emergency or something, she's got her vibrator. *pause* I mean her pager. PAGER! So I can get in touch with her! It's just set on vibrate! ...Oh goodness, I'll bet that sounded bad."
--Man, apparently aware of the threat of being overheard in San Francisco
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 02/21/2002 - 11:19am.
Archived comment by Arlene:
*snicker* Mike said 'page' *snicker*
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Sat, 12/16/2000 - 7:55am.
Archived comment by Mike:
...Until you need it re-crystallized or something, in which case you'll have to pay quadruple to get it repaired.

...Plus, you know guys-- always having *you* page *them*, and never waiting until the woman gets paged too...
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 10/18/2000 - 4:00pm.
Archived comment by Oedalis:
But, you see, it doubles nicely as a vibrator. A great way to save on cash!
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