I don't even want to know.

Submitted by Desert Fox on Thu, 02/23/2006 - 7:08am. Bizarre

"I swear to God! People were throwing *bags* of money at these midget strippers!"

-- some very drunk, obnoxious, loud guy at Shakespeare pub.

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But if they're midgets...

Posted by jcharles on Thu, 02/23/2006 - 9:33am.

Wouldn't the *bags* of money knock them over?

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Maybe if they held on to the

Posted by Desert Fox on Mon, 02/27/2006 - 12:46pm.

Maybe if they held on to the poles real tight, they'd be OK.

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Posted by Saint on Mon, 02/27/2006 - 4:13pm.

If the crowd was like most club crowds, the strippers wouldn't have to worry too much about being hit, anyway--they'd be pretty small targets for drunken aim.

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Googly moogly

Posted by jcharles on Tue, 02/28/2006 - 6:03am.

The Google ads for this one amuse me:

Midget Blog - 1000's of pictures of Beautiful Little People Singles

and the more direct:

Midget - Find, compare & buy

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Comparison shopping?

Posted by Mike on Fri, 03/03/2006 - 8:39am.

Hope you've got bags and bags of money.

Hmm. It's March: I could start with "midget strippers" and probably find a link so depraved...

Oh hell, I'm too tired.

Hey, if the bag of money was big and heavy enough, wouldn't it be easier to throw the midget at it? (Who says "midget" any more? It doesn't sound very PC.)

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