Odd jobs
Submitted by Saint on Tue, 05/10/2005 - 3:28pm. Funny
"I figured out what I want to be if I grow up. I wanna be the psychologist that determines if, when watched in their entirety, pornos offer serious scientific value to the average viewer."

--a boy in a group of teenagers passing my home, Cortez, CO. He sounded like he was quoting the job description, but I hesitate to imagine what he was quoting it from.
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"She Blinded Me With Science"
Posted by Somnophobe on Sun, 05/15/2005 - 11:02am.
It's poetry in motion
She turned her tender eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
Mmm, but she blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science)
And failed me in biology, yeah, ah

When I'm dancing close to her
(Blinding me with science) science
I can smell the chemicals
(Blinding me with science) science
(Science)

Mmm, but it's poetry in motion
And when she turned her eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
She blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science)
And failed me in geometry

When she's dancing next to me
(Blinding me with science) science
(Science)
I can hear machinery
(Blinding me with science) science
(Science)

It's poetry in motion
And now she's making love to me
The spheres are in commotion
The elements in harmony
She blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science)
And hit me with technology

(Good heavens, Miss Sakamoto)
(You're beautiful)
I don't believe it
There she goes again
She's tidied up, and I can't find anything
All my tubes and wires
And careful notes
And antiquated notions

But, it's poetry in motion
And when she turned her eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
Mmm, she blinded me with science
(She blinded me with, with science)
She blinded me with...
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Where is it from? A guess
Posted by Jon on Wed, 05/11/2005 - 7:39am.
There is that notice at the beginning of all pornos, that says there is educational value in its depictions, or something like that. I forget the exact words (Monk, a little help here?), but it's on all of them. It quotes some legal case in the US.

Maybe I should do some research. *eg*
- My mind is in the gutter, but it keeps out the bad weather.
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Ahhh....
Posted by Saint on Thu, 05/12/2005 - 8:40am.
I always fast-forward through that, but I bet you're right.

-Can't stop, the weasels are closing in!
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My point
Posted by Somnophobe on Thu, 05/12/2005 - 6:54pm.
See! Everybody fast-forwards through something.
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I'm not most people
Posted by steff on Fri, 05/13/2005 - 6:49am.
i don't fast forward... i just "watch" from the next room.
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One problem.
Posted by Somnophobe on Tue, 05/10/2005 - 4:45pm.
Who's ever watched an entire porno, though?
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Err...
Posted by Saint on Tue, 05/10/2005 - 9:26pm.
I have, actually. Misty Beethoven, the Musical. With hammy acting (during the credits, they showed Randy Spears trying to teach the actress playing Misty how to say 'Beethoven'), a singing penis, and rather bland action, it entirely failed to cause any response but laughter. Can't say as how it had much scientific value, though.

-Can't stop, the weasels are closing in!
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Laughter
Posted by Apple on Wed, 05/11/2005 - 8:56am.
Science has proven laughter a general health benefit.
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Porn
Posted by Mori on Tue, 05/10/2005 - 9:34pm.
I once sat through the credits of a porn.
The man in charge of sound was named Hardoff Earing.
What else have we been missing?



~y'all is brutalizing me
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