And a cat to eat the bird...
Submitted by Saint on Tue, 02/01/2005 - 10:31am. Funny
"We need a new spider."
"I'm sorry?"
"I killed the spider that was living under the shelves, and now the ants are out of control again. So we need a new spider or two."
"What will you do if the spiders get out of control?"
"Stomp 'em, I guess."
"Oh. I was hoping you'd say you'd get a bird."

--a couple of employees at the Ute Mountain Cafe, Cortez, CO.
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It messes up the song,
Posted by Mike on Thu, 02/03/2005 - 12:25pm.
But you could end the problem right there if you're the dreary nonmusical sort. Mmm, endangered.

Even better: you could reverse the next two steps if you were so inclined. As an added bonus, it would also lead to a kickass cat/spider fight.

I don't quite recall how the horse got involved. What was it there to eat? Is this song based on the Chinese New Year or something? How does the monkey fit in?
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Hee.
Posted by steff on Tue, 02/01/2005 - 4:08pm.
i get that song stuck in my head all the time in the shower.

i don't know why.
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