Orange juice and the subjunctive mood
Beautiful
"[My TA] brings orange juice to section; otherwise I'd wish he was dead."
- Harvard student
"Put down 'were' so I don't look stupid."
- same Harvard student, upon noticing that I was writing down her quote
- Harvard student
"Put down 'were' so I don't look stupid."
- same Harvard student, upon noticing that I was writing down her quote