"Oh man, I'm aging fast..."
*silence*
"Not Asian, aging. Geez..."
"I was going to say...You're a racist!"
"My mass media teacher is racist. We had to write down all the religious services we've been to, and she came over to me and said, 'Are you telling me you've never been to a Buddhist temple?!' I was like, 'Yeah...' Her name is Whitehouse, too. Figures."
- two guys in Psychology of Prejudice