Mmmm Mummy Sex!

Submitted by meera on Tue, 09/21/2004 - 8:47pm. Bizarre

Guy: ... have sex in a catacomb?
Girl: no.
~ heard while walking on campus

Odd places

Posted by Monk on Mon, 09/27/2004 - 8:26am.

meera oh mya. why didn't you follow them, maybe she would have started fessing up to other fun places. Such as:

Natural History Museum (Chicago)
a canoe
movie theater
dance floor (while open and with customers...errrr..guests....other people)
restaurant (gotta love table cloths)
behind a warehouse
children's park (but at night)
on a beach
in a car (while driving)
in a national park at a "Scenic View"

so meera, still doubting me?

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Posted by daen on Mon, 09/27/2004 - 9:06am.

The true definition of a Canadian is not the pronunciation of "about" - it's whether or not one can successfully make love in a canoe.

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Oh canada

Posted by Monk on Mon, 09/27/2004 - 12:07pm.

i think there is at least one other qualification....the country needs to actually allow you in.

yes - i have been banned from canada. Actually, they asked me to leave first - but now i'm banned. Quite a bit different from being asked to leave a bar.

FreetheHamsters

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Too labor intensive.

Posted by Mike on Wed, 09/22/2004 - 7:49am.

I mean, does anyone even know where to find a catacomb offhand?

I'm just... asking hypothetically. Yes.

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Catacombs-R-Us

Posted by peegee on Wed, 09/22/2004 - 8:36am.

As far as I know, Paris has lovely catacombs. Moreover many older European cities have extensive, walkable sewers. And where I grew up there was a lovely churchyard nearby with a couple of family crypts, I guess their pretty common on older churchyards (i.e. those founded before 1900). Have your choice...

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Rome'n around

Posted by Jon on Mon, 09/27/2004 - 7:38pm.

Rome's catacombs are nice. You can see the apparent resting place of the patron saint of musicians there.

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Posted by Saint on Wed, 09/22/2004 - 8:35am.

Maybe they were planning their Paris vacation?

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