Where can I get a set?
Submitted by Saint on Sat, 08/28/2004 - 10:19am. Bizarre
"Can we get L-shaped sheets? Like in the movies?"
"I guess. Why?"
"Your breasts should always be naked."
"They are, you just have to look with your magical rainbow eyes."

--a couple of cute dykes at Club Q, Colorado Springs, CO.
[edit: I decided to go ahead and put up all I overheard, rather than just the last lines, because my wife is as amused by the L-shaped sheets as she is by the magical rainbow eyes. It's still the eyes I want, though.]
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You were in the springs? Tha
Posted by Alice on Fri, 09/17/2004 - 11:22am.
You were in the springs? That's my hometown!!!! Do you live there?
Posted by Saint on Fri, 09/17/2004 - 9:00pm.
Nope, the wife and I live in Cortez, CO (it's about 40 miles west from Durango, and about 9 from the entrance to Mesa Verde National Park, if your map doesn't show it). Many of my wife's friends ended up in the Springs, though, so we try to go up and see them (and the sights) as time permits. It's a fun place--I particularly like the big rolling lawns around the Focus on the Family compound, what a lovely place to hold a big gay picnic....
Posted by Intelligirly on Mon, 08/30/2004 - 2:58pm.
Was this a point of contention in certain circles? I wasn't aware there was a burden of proof on us.

Besides, I had cats long before you got your adorable two. And I don't have the sexy librarian job. I'm the hardnosed, but still ultra-glam, journalist in fedora and trenchcoat, dark red lipstick and heels. And I'm constantly pining for Cary Grant. It's part of my persona. :)

I love Mike!
Posted by daen on Wed, 09/01/2004 - 10:29am.
I don't recall any speculation on the topic, but as we did post at the same time, I though it would be nice to point it out and put to rest any unvoiced doubts.

Do you ever do the ninja reporter thing? I find I'm in ninja-librarian mode a lot - it cuts down on the overdue books.
Posted by Intelligirly on Mon, 08/30/2004 - 9:49am.
It must be genetic, because I, too, have more than one nipple. One on each breast, as a matter of fact.

The people you know don't have a matched set, Saint? How odd.
Posted by Saint on Mon, 08/30/2004 - 11:06pm.
Like now I'm supposed to pay attention? Sheesh. Send me a memo before you start expecting things out of me, okay?


I think a distraction is in order.
Posted by Cebu on Tue, 08/31/2004 - 9:05am.
What in the world was THAT?? I found myself sitting there with my mouth hanging open in fear and confusion.

Elmo sucks.
Posted by Saint on Tue, 08/31/2004 - 9:36am.
Then I'd say the distraction worked.
Thank you sir, may I have another
Posted by Saint on Wed, 09/01/2004 - 9:00am.
Perhaps a further distraction?

I have one more kicking around that just needs shared: This site is also creepy and weird, but in a different way. Are they true scary fundamentalists or is it all an elaborate Landover Baptist-style joke? I still can't decide. Some of the stuff (especially the stuff in the store, like men's undershorts with the logo "Rock Hard 4 Jesus" or women's thongs with "Radical Abstinence: Saved and Saving It!") just seems too bizarre (and/or inappropriate) to be real. But.... *shrug* You decide.

(Link is to the children's section of the site. If nothing else, scroll down to the "Spiritual Safety Tip" that tells children what to do if they encounter an atheist. Click on the athiest to to see what he says.)
It depends...
Posted by steff on Sat, 08/28/2004 - 12:53pm.
a set of naked breasts, or magical rainbow eyes?
Posted by Saint on Sun, 08/29/2004 - 12:34pm.
I already have a set or two of naked breasts. ;)
As do i
Posted by steff on Sun, 08/29/2004 - 3:58pm.
i was under the impression that they were one (or two, as the case may be) of those things some people could never have too many of.

...well, unless they were all YOURS. cause, you know, freaky.
Posted by Saint on Sun, 08/29/2004 - 4:21pm.
I think my wife would be less than thrilled if I brought another set home. :D

I understand that a very few people actually are born with more than one set all to themselves--sort of like some people are born with more than one nipple, only...uh, more. The second set might help support the top set, avoiding sag, but where on earth could you find a bra?
Posted by steff on Mon, 08/30/2004 - 12:26am.
i, uh, happen to have more than one nipple. *grin* most people i've surveyed seem to, in fact.

oh, yeah... like i can find a bra NOW. (insert rant #16 here) i'd donate any extras to the poor or something.
Posted by Saint on Mon, 08/30/2004 - 8:51am.
I knew a girl who claimed to have a second set, but I never saw them--it wasn't that kind of relationship, and she wore two or three layers of loose shirts. So maybe it was just some bizarre cry for attention, or maybe she really was a circus freak; the jury remains out, since I haven't seen her since high school. Assuming she was double endowed, that would still make you only the second person I've personally known to have extras. So if most of the people you've met have them as well...perhaps you should get away from the carnival more often. :D
Posted by daen on Mon, 08/30/2004 - 9:49am.
Perhaps steff is referring to the fact that most people have more than one nipple, but generally not more than one pair of nipples?

I merely offer this as a point for consideration.
Posted by daen on Mon, 08/30/2004 - 2:19pm.
It would appear that Igirly and I have proved that we're not the same person.
Posted by Monk on Fri, 09/24/2004 - 10:06am.
There was confusion as to your identities?
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