Collecting vs eating
Submitted by Saint on Fri, 04/09/2004 - 8:09pm. Funny
"You collect mushrooms, but you don't like them?"
"I collect cats, too, and I don't eat them either."

--my uncle's wife and my mom, as my mom picked all the mushrooms out of the stroganoff (is that even how you spell that?).

I actually wrote this entry for just one reason--so I could crow about getting Into the Woods on DVD for Easter. My parents are the best.