Weapons of Monopoly Destruction
Submitted by Desert Fox on Sat, 02/07/2004 - 2:39pm. Bizarre
"We're fighting terrorists here! We need them *now*! We need to use our Monopoly pieces right this minute!"

-- A boss of mine who probably wouldn't appreciate her name showing up here.
Ft. Irwin, California
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Possibilities
Posted by Desert Fox on Mon, 02/09/2004 - 4:53pm.
Let's see here. I guess we could deal with a terrorist thusly:

Pull the hat down over his eyes,
Whack him over the head with the iron,
Kick him with the shoe,
Bite him with the dog,
Stomp on him with the horse and rider,
Stick the thimble down his throat,
Run over him with the car,
Blow him up with the cannon,
Put his remains in the wheelbarrow,
And send him home in the battleship.

Whoa, death by Monopoly pieces would be ugly.

"Life is too short for grief. Or regret. Or bullshit." -- Edward Abbey, Vox Clamantis in Deserto
The Man
Posted by Apple Man on Sat, 02/07/2004 - 5:02pm.
I have always felt oppressed by the tophat in Monopoly. I mean, who does he think he is, just sitting there like..a...hat...um...I gotta go now.
 
I think
Posted by Apple on Mon, 02/09/2004 - 6:56am.
I think the thimble is more menacing.

*grin*
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