Hey, any network execs looking for a good idea?
Submitted by Saint on Thu, 02/05/2004 - 12:10pm. Funny
"It would make a great porn show. Think about it. *lowers voice, trying for manly* 'Who the hell are you!?' *voice changes to immitation of phone sex operator* 'I'm Tru, and I'm here to save your life!' *mimes ripping shirt open* Then the bow-chicka-bow-bow starts."
"Ooookay..."
"Oh, come on! If that chick was flashing you her tits and telling you to stay put, would you rush off and get killed, or would you stay and get laid? I rest my case."
"But what about gay guys and straight girls?"
"Duh! It'd be a porn show! There wouldn't be any gay guys or straight girls."

--a very animated girl and a not-so-animated guy, at Denny's, Cortez, CO.
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Posted by copperhead on Fri, 09/17/2004 - 9:15pm.
it woulda been good as a porn show. still okay anyway, at least with the sound off.

i went to war for my country and all i got was this lousy stump.
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Hehehe
Posted by tim on Thu, 02/05/2004 - 1:14pm.
I love the " bow-chicka-bow bow" noise.
: D
Does anyone remember where that was from??
seems to me it was a standup routine...or....something
and Everyone one knows that all the girls in porn dig other girls too....otherwise what's the point of watching it?
--" The torture never stops"--
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Not on topic
Posted by steff on Thu, 02/05/2004 - 2:50pm.
...but i love how tim's sig makes things so much more amusing/poignant. heh. it's like making your fortune cookies say "in bed."

only, you know, not as dorky and Something That Must Not Be Done". *grin*
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It's like
Posted by tim on Fri, 02/06/2004 - 4:14am.
I used to tell my friend Dave: " I do everything on purpose....even if i don't realize it" : D
--" The torture never stops"--
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