Cool enough, neighbor

Submitted by Saint on Tue, 12/09/2003 - 9:05pm. Bizarre

"I like it, it's jazzy. Like penguins."

--a teenager to her mom in Wal-Mart. Cortez, CO.

I really

Posted by tim on Wed, 12/10/2003 - 4:45am.

have to make a trip to this Cortez Co.
It sounds like I'd fit right in...very Hunter Thompson-ish
; D
--" The torture never stops"--

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I'm not sure

Posted by Saint on Wed, 12/10/2003 - 10:39am.

I'm not sure I could really recommend the place, but if you ever show up, I'll buy you a beer or six. Assuming I know you're here. And assuming I'm here. And assuming you can find me.

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Oh chances are.

Posted by tim on Wed, 12/10/2003 - 12:02pm.

you'd know when I was there.
hehe
I'd wander around town with a beer yelling " Saint....Saint....it goes under the bay"
--" The torture never stops"--

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I guess

Posted by Saint on Wed, 12/10/2003 - 9:00pm.

that would be a little hard to miss. Though you could find yourself taking a tour of the drunk tank in our lovely new jail. And the beer around here is probably not good enough to justify that hassle...then again, is any beer good enough to justify that hassle?

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YMMV

Posted by Jon on Thu, 12/11/2003 - 6:46am.

Well, I would agree with you on that point, Saint, but I believe IP Matt might have words with you on the subject.
Of course, now I'm picturing a tank driving in a serpentine pattern because the driver is drunk (drunk tank), which is a nice image.