*knock on door*
"Uh...I don't think so."
"Oh, I think so." *barges into room*
"Oh my God!"
"What?"
*door slams* "I'm kind of naked."
"Oh."
*click of deadbolt*
*pitter patter of footsteps down the hall*
*hysterical giggling*
- two of my dormmates (the hysterical giggling was me...hey, it was 1:30 in the morning, what was I supposed to laugh at? The final narrative I didn't have done? Don't think so.)