Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 05/09/2002 - 1:40pm.
Archived comment by bubba:
BURSTING AT THE SEAMS HERE JUST TO AD TO THIS.
1. WHY DID 7UP STOP MARKETING HOWDY COLA? ICE COLD IN A GLASS BOTTLE.. NOTHING COULD BEAT IT.
2. WHY DOESN'T COCA COLA MARKET DIET CHERRY COLA MORE WIDELY AND AS A COUNTERPOINT, WHY DON'T THEY TAKE THAT LEMON FLAVORED CRAP OFF THE SHELVES.
3. WHO'S HAD BIRCH BEER? HOW ABOUT VERNOR'S? I CAN'T FIND EITHER ANYMORE.
4. POINTS TO THE IDEA OF SELF IMPROVEMENT. WHY NOT "HELP YOURSELF?" DON'T ASK ANYONE ELSE FOR ANYTHING UNTIL YOU'VE DONE ALL YOU CAN FOR YOURSELF. (THE HEIERARCHY OF HELP)
5. DIET DR. PEPPER IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS THE ORIGINAL...IF YOU LIKE THE ORIGINAL. I HAVE SEEN IT (THE ORIGINAL) EAT THROUGH TILE AFTER A FEW HOURS.
6. GRAPE CRUSH IS A TASTY ALTERNATIVE.
7. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH WEARING ALUMINUM FOIL ON ONE'S HEAD AS PROTECTION FROM THE ALIENS, OR ANY OTHER MINDSTEALERS.
8. PEOPLE ARE, IN FACT, EVIL. WE MUST WORK TO BE ANY GOOD AT ALL AND WITHOUT ASSISTANCE, WE CAN NEVER GO THE DISTANCE.
9. PEPSI IS THE CHOICE OF PEOPLE WITH NO VOLITION.
10. MONTYGIRL IS NOT A FREAK...I DO THAT TOO.
5 TO 1 1 IN 5 NO ONE HERE, GETS OUT ALIVE. --MORRISON
BURSTING AT THE SEAMS HERE JUST TO AD TO THIS.
1. WHY DID 7UP STOP MARKETING HOWDY COLA? ICE COLD IN A GLASS BOTTLE.. NOTHING COULD BEAT IT.
2. WHY DOESN'T COCA COLA MARKET DIET CHERRY COLA MORE WIDELY AND AS A COUNTERPOINT, WHY DON'T THEY TAKE THAT LEMON FLAVORED CRAP OFF THE SHELVES.
3. WHO'S HAD BIRCH BEER? HOW ABOUT VERNOR'S?
I CAN'T FIND EITHER ANYMORE.
4. POINTS TO THE IDEA OF SELF IMPROVEMENT. WHY NOT "HELP YOURSELF?" DON'T ASK ANYONE ELSE FOR ANYTHING UNTIL YOU'VE DONE ALL YOU CAN FOR YOURSELF. (THE HEIERARCHY OF HELP)
5. DIET DR. PEPPER IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS THE ORIGINAL...IF YOU LIKE THE ORIGINAL. I HAVE SEEN IT (THE ORIGINAL) EAT THROUGH TILE AFTER A FEW HOURS.
6. GRAPE CRUSH IS A TASTY ALTERNATIVE.
7. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH WEARING ALUMINUM FOIL ON ONE'S HEAD AS PROTECTION FROM THE ALIENS, OR ANY OTHER MINDSTEALERS.
8. PEOPLE ARE, IN FACT, EVIL. WE MUST WORK TO BE ANY GOOD AT ALL AND WITHOUT ASSISTANCE, WE CAN NEVER GO THE DISTANCE.
9. PEPSI IS THE CHOICE OF PEOPLE WITH NO VOLITION.
10. MONTYGIRL IS NOT A FREAK...I DO THAT TOO.
5 TO 1
1 IN 5
NO ONE HERE, GETS OUT ALIVE.
--MORRISON