Archived comment by IP Admin:
I need to figure out a better way to put tone into these entries.
His "oh the humanity" was fully sarcastic -- I don't think he would have minded living there a bit. But they weren't honestly offering him a spot -- they were just offering an excuse as to why he wasn't getting housing when they're supposed to have enough space for extension students, or something. (Those Housing & Dining bastards!)

Matt, I've generally not been involved with the greek life here at Cal, and so I certainly don't have the vast knowledge that the girls of the blahblah house are cute and the ones at the blahblahblah house are dim. But even I do occasionally hear things, and *cough cough* aren't the girls of tri delt known for something else, too?
(As the Squelch (www.squelched.com) once said, "How can the Tri-Delts be the _slutty_ sorrority girls. What, do they bring their own Rohypnol?")