Which-- in our defense, foreigners (wherever the heck you are, I sure don't know)-- they no longer teach.

...er, do they? I can still rattle off the state capitals, but I don't recall location being emphasized. Hmm. Weird.

Whatever. Here's your homework. Or if you're not ready for that one, here's the easy version.

Did you know that Michael Jordan majored in geography? I figured it was a cop-out at first, but I'd probably fail if I had to memorize the world.

Now I'm off to ponder the mysteries of Upper Michigan.