This makes me think of when I was in southern Utah back in October. One of the many weird liquor laws was that you can only have one drink on the table at a time. If you order a second drink, and they bring it before you've polished off the first one, they'll stand there next to your table with your second drink until you chug down the first one.

A couple other weird ones:

You can only order a pitcher of beer or a bottle of wine if more than one person is drinking. Of course, one person can order four glasses of wine or beer in a row, but you can't get it all at once!

In restaurants, you can only have alcohol if you also order food. Chips and salsa don't count as food, but nachos do. Who on earth decides these things?

Cheers!

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