"......if my dad's not grumpy! I think he's taking a nap or something."

--a little girl riding by the house on her bike talking to her friend

One wonders just what it is she wants her dad to do and one also wonders if she's keen on the fact that if he is taking a nap then he's sure to be grumpy if she wakes him up for anything less than a house on fire or to tell him he's won the lottery.

(Overheard by my girlfriend, not me. The above commentary is hers too.)