Actually, I don't think she's tragically naive - I think she actually thought it was a nice thing that his parents did for them (maybe assuming it was his old mattress (thus less squicky). You know, just starting out and having one less $500 thing to buy.

But way to go, Mister Man, for shattering her illusions and taking quite a lot of pains to do so. Yes, banished to the couch forever are you. Or better yet - back to Mom's!

Where one can only hope she dope-smacks him.

The Eileen
Take the road not taken - the leaves crunch that much louder!