Paris Hilton is a zombie
Posted by Mike on Fri, 04/01/2005 - 11:26am.
Seriously. Something is very very wrong with her. Okay, lots of things are wrong with her, but I what I mean here is that she doesn't even look human. She has dead eyes, for one thing.

Maybe she's a robot? She is planted firmly in Uncanny Valley. I can't even look at her without wincing.

Sorry. Carry on.
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