Heh.
Posted by paul on Tue, 02/15/2005 - 12:33pm.
I used to say that love is a pernicious illusion, foisted upon us by the husband of the woman who wrote "Frankenstein", and perpetuated by Hallmark and DeBeers.

On the other hand... sex and chocolate. Great holiday. Now we just need one that celebrates sex, beer and pizza. And maybe another that celebrates sex, scotch and steak.

That's it! I hereby declare March 21 to be Saturnalia Day! Eat, drink and have as much sex as you can manage! And June 21 shall be St. Papa John's Day! Get a keg and as much pizza as you can afford and have as much sex as you can manage!
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