Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 11/16/2000 - 12:07pm.
Archived comment by CAM2:
I'm not sure about the eardrum, but it would hamper you in aural sex. Then you'd have to tile for disability. Life would not be easy, and you'd have to take the long grout in everything you do. You'd grow mold and grey, your life having stalled, spore-adicly turning to the bottle to ease the terrible depression that had taken mold of you. What pun-ishment. As you drink that cocktail, just remember to throw the Lime-Away.
I'm not sure about the eardrum, but it would hamper you in aural sex. Then you'd have to tile for disability. Life would not be easy, and you'd have to take the long grout in everything you do. You'd grow mold and grey, your life having stalled, spore-adicly turning to the bottle to ease the terrible depression that had taken mold of you. What pun-ishment. As you drink that cocktail, just remember to throw the Lime-Away.