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Posted by Saint on Wed, 01/12/2005 - 9:48am.
Ever since I've heard of this fabulous American Express Centurion, I'm having fun imagining celebrities going on shopping sprees of such proportion that, at the end of it, they're reduced to pitching American Express cards to try and stave off paying the bill. What do you suppose De Niro bought?

Anyway...I'd like to hear from any past or present maitre d's, or even waiters: Would you stuff caviar up the chef's ass if someone charged a big enough tip for you on the shiny black card? And how much would be big enough?

And thank you, Apple, for letting me know I'm not crazy--or if I am, at least I'm in good company. :D
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