Posted by Matt on Mon, 12/20/2004 - 11:29pm.
It's really disturbing, actually.

According to the pamphlet, if all else fails, ask your mother to come into your room each night and bind your wrists with rope, tying you down to the bed. Then she'll untie you when she comes back in the morning to wake you.

Any kid who *doesn't* develop a complex or six from that is superhuman or something.
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