Sometimes not even then.
Posted by Mike on Thu, 12/16/2004 - 3:06pm.
I mean, coal? "Oh no! I got coal as a gift! That's so much worse than... nothing at all! Hey, I'll throw it in the fire and get some free heat! Thanks, Santa Jerk!"

If Santa really wanted to throw some fear into the kids he'd be more like Sinterklaas. Beatings, kidnappings and baffling racial symbolism for all!
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