Posted by Matt on Sun, 10/17/2004 - 8:22pm.
Yeah. As if naming a girl Nintafiv isn't cruel. Then again, has anyone noticed how much more social latitude we give girls' names? Apple Paltrow notwithstanding.

Look, just stick with the basics. I recently heard (though it may be apocryphal) about a baby boy named Shithead. That's right: pronounced (shih-THEED).

People are stupid.
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