Unless they dragged the cow in , live from the field, and shredded it at the table.

I suppose you could combine the two if you lived in Brazil. Lure a cow into the Amazon, let it be skeletonized by a piranha school, then rush out and snag some fish, then take them to a nearby table to be devoured! Mmm, extreme dining.

(The sad thing is that this idea could probably make money. Time for me to move to South America!)