Posted by brian65401 on Thu, 09/23/2004 - 3:29pm.
Diagnostic Overview:

Your responses indicate that you like to practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control. This will change when you start drinking again (any day now), and we'll all be relieved because right now you're kind of a pain in the ass. Like mom used to tell you, "loosen up, don't be such a weenie". People who answer as you did always try and cheat parking meters.
Long-Term Prognosis:

With luck, you could exist in a vegetative state, doing phone sales or selling insurance. Just don't push it; too much brain work will make your butt ache. You don't hate your mother and father, but you hate total strangers and anyone wearing blue. Lithium is prescribed in your case, lots and lots of lithium.
Your name:
Anne Onymous
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