Ink Blotted
Posted by Apple on Mon, 09/20/2004 - 12:12pm.
Diagnostic Overview:

You are unbalanced but still functional in society. Barely. Consider voluntary admission to a whacko-ward until you figure out what the hell your problem is. You shouldn't be left alone for any length of time because your bizarre ideas will get you into trouble. Again. People who answer as you did are most likely to die from being shot by their gay lover's jealous spouse.

Long-Term Prognosis:

You can be cured, but only if you stop watching The Jerry Springer Show. Meditate deeply, become aware of who you are and your place in the world. Find inner peace and become content to master yourself. Or forget all that crap and go have a beer- it's cheaper and faster. You also hate your brothers and sisters because of childhood traumas (unless you don't have any brothers or sisters, in which case, you hate someone else).

Did anyone re-evaluate?? I got:

Diagnostic Overview:

You have a disregard of all rules and take sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence. In other words, you like hockey. There is no likelihood of your making any recovery from this, so wallow in self-pity and then have another beer and some chips. People who answer as you did are most likely to die from being shot by their gay lover's jealous spouse.

Long-Term Prognosis:

With luck, you could exist in a vegetative state, doing phone sales or selling insurance. Just don't push it; too much brain work will make your butt ache. You don't hate your mother and father, but you hate total strangers and anyone wearing blue. Lithium is prescribed in your case, lots and lots of lithium.

I can't make up my mind as to which I prefer, but I really only hate one or two of my siblings. *G*

Oh, and Matt, I'll now be lost diagnosing your disappointment in your results. Thanks a lot. :^P
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