Posted by Matt on Sun, 08/08/2004 - 9:25pm.
Guy 1 is just doing what most guys do so well: put themselves deeply into a hypothetical situation, no matter how bizarre, work up a plausible behavior set based upon that scenario, and at the same time maintain inifinite personal emotional distance from the subject.

On the other hand, Guy 2 is probably about to mention something about that Olsen girl's "hospital stay" (I personally believe it's possible or even likely that the rumors about her going through coke rehab are true), plus the fact that multiple websites had the totally squicky Olsen Countdown (until they turn 18), which is a trend that, as far as I know, started with the Britney Spears Countdown.
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