One of my brothers, when he was about 8 or so, went through a hypochondriac stage. My Aunt was complaining about her time of the month and my brother joined right in with, "I know, every month the same thing: cramp, cramp, cramp!" We've never let him live it down.

Of course, since he reads this site, he shall proceed to kill me. Oh well, we all gotta go sometime. *G*