Okay, so not really related to anything, but I tried something new today: I drank the tab from my soda can. I feel so...seven. You know? Like I should have done it a long time ago, when I was still little and my parents were telling me not to pull the tab off and drop it in the can because I could swallow it, instead of 20+ years later, when I should know better. I'm pretty sure the faint metallic taste in my throat and my slight stomach ache are both psychosomatic. In a couple days, though, the pain in my ass will probably be real enough....
See what happens when nobody posts? If y'all would just do your duty, I wouldn't feel obliged to post anything, and then you wouldn't have to read it. See how neatly that works out?
See what happens when nobody posts? If y'all would just do your duty, I wouldn't feel obliged to post anything, and then you wouldn't have to read it. See how neatly that works out?