Nah, all I can think of today is a friday limerick, but then again, it has its roots in real life and was composed by yours truly. Which I am a little bit proud of.

I once knew a girl from Chicago
Who 'allegro' broke my heart's embargo
I smiled, oh, but she
Looked right past lil' ol' me
And quite 'presto' my mood became 'largo'.

Pretty silly, I know.