It's the punch line to an old joke.
Posted by paul on Mon, 05/10/2004 - 6:09pm.
Back in the bad old days of the West, pretty women were very scarce. Most of the women that were "available" out there were less than pleasant to behold, so the cowboys came up with a system for rating how ugly they were.

One bag ugly- where you ask her to put a bag over her head before sex.

Two bag ugly- where you were one as well, in case hers breaks.

Coyote ugly- where she's soooooo ugly that in the morning, rather than risk waking her, you chew your arm off to escape.
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