Posted by Matt on Wed, 05/19/2004 - 6:50pm.
I'll bet his first computer will be a Macintosh.

And he'll own everything by The Beatles on the Apple Records label.

If it's a girl and she marries Fiona Apple's son, her name would be Apple Apple.

He'd probably live in Washington state, to be with others of his kind.

He'll get frightened every time he hears The William Tell Overture.
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Anne Onymous
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