Archived comment by Fritz:
"Where have all the flowers gone" was also
my immediate assumption. Started singing
the tune in my head, in fact. "Long time
passssing..."

Odd fact: I have never eaten a Pop Tart in my
life. I've had the Hostess cupcakes, I've even
had Eggos, but never a Pop Tart.

It's invigorating to share such a terrible secret
with strangers.