Printers vs. Social Security
Posted by Desert Fox on Thu, 04/08/2004 - 11:15am.
Printer problems, hands down (opposable thumbs and all). Social Security is merely a lost cause, but printers are the root of much that is evil in the world. In my experience, anyhow.

Social Security sounds to me like something that you'd hear in a 2AM Barstow infomercial for some anti-anxiety snakeoil. "Stop stressing! Improve your social security! Enjoy life more!"

The only thing Social Security seems to really be good for is a short burst of low-level amusement whenever I get those updates in the mail telling me that my next-of-kin will get a "one-time death benefit" of $255 should I walk in front of a bus tomorrow. Woo-hoo, that'll keep my pets fed for a month or so.


"Life is too short for grief. Or regret. Or bullshit." -- Edward Abbey, Vox Clamantis in Deserto
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