steff being steff, I wouldn't be surprised if she numbers Secret Service hitmen - and perhaps a few other types - among her acquaintances or minions or whatever. I don't know whether or not she has contact lenses...

But the contact I was referring to was her source of information on the restaurants of New York state.

Anyway... anything you're thinking about steff - double the mind-boggling factor, and you'll be getting close.
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