Posted by Matt on Thu, 03/25/2004 - 7:34pm.
"Why do people always associate long hair with drug use? Why can't long hair be associated with something cool, like an extreme longing for cake. Then strangers would see a long-haired guy and say, 'That fucker eats cake! He is on bundt cake!' Mothers would say to their daughters, 'Don't bring the cake-eater over here anymore. He smells like flour. Did you see how excited he got when he heard your birthday was fast approaching?'"



I will take pie over cake anytime. And I mean any kind of cake. You cannot tempt me with your finely-ground wheat seed powder and egg and sugar mixture, decorated with sugar and fat goo in pretty colors. It's all about the fruit pies. And pumpkin. Any time of year is a good time for pumpkin. There's always room for a slice of good pumpkin.

Let's have it, people! Let's foment a debate! The grand, intellectual, sophisticated, literati pie eaters on one side, and the low-down, dirty, shiftless cake eaters on the other!
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