If the "local weather" in New York is better than what the guy's used to, I seriously feel sorry for him. Granted, I haven't been there, but snowy winters and stifling hot, humid summers doesn't sound very idyllic to me.

In other weather-related news, local temps jumped 15 degrees in the last week. It's likely to break 80F pretty soon.

Then again, the second guy sounds like a total snob. "Oh, I'm better than you. I took the company plane, chartered to keep me away from business-class miscreants and low-life whiners like you. By the way, I don't care if Larry lives or dies. I'm certainly never lost without *him.*"