All of a sudden, I smelled... maple syrup in the car. Who spilled maple syrup in my car? I pulled over and realized... it was coming from my coffee! Someone spilled maple syrup in my coffee! So I took it back to the kid at the 7-Eleven and said, "Hey, buddy, someone spilled maple syrup in my coffee. "Naw, man, that's our flavor of the month, Maple Nut Crunch."
Maple. Nut. Crunch. Are you going to tell me that Juan Valdez is down in Bogota right now farming a field full of maple nuts? I don't think so! As a matter of fact, I bet my left maple nut that he's not! You don't know shit about shit and pull up your pants!
I want to use that last line on someone someday.
Granted, I'm not a big coffee guy, but I didn't know coffee came without oil. I thought that's just how it is. Ah well.
Maple. Nut. Crunch. Are you going to tell me that Juan Valdez is down in Bogota right now farming a field full of maple nuts? I don't think so! As a matter of fact, I bet my left maple nut that he's not! You don't know shit about shit and pull up your pants!
I want to use that last line on someone someday.
Granted, I'm not a big coffee guy, but I didn't know coffee came without oil. I thought that's just how it is. Ah well.