It's all in the phrasing.
Posted by Mike on Wed, 02/11/2004 - 9:15am.
"I didn't come in yesterday because I was HELD HOSTAGE!! (*quietly*) ...by a wicked hangover." Then crawl over to your desk and sleep it off. If your boss keeps pestering you, just punch him in the face and blame it on Stockholm Syndrome.

It should totally work! (*quietly*) ...hypothetically.
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