Posted by Matt on Mon, 02/09/2004 - 8:55pm.
You guys probably thought I was going to come on here and contribute some kind of hangover story, right? Nope. One morning I got to work and one of the guys was checking the company voice mail. This guy said, "Hey guys, I'm not going to make it in to work today. My tummy hurts."

And he's 40-ish.

Of course, what he didn't say was that 20 years (or so) of drinking upwards of a pint of cheap vodka or whiskey, along with a six-pack of beer every single night (sometimes more) had burned away his stomach lining so much that now he can't eat anything acidic, including tomatoes. He still drinks most every night, though.
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